The Boat Owner Joe

Twin brothers were name Joe and John

Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat .It happened that John's wife died on the same day Joe's boat sank.

A few days later ,a kindly old lady met Joe on the street mistaking him for John. She said to him I'm sorry for your great loss. You must feel terrible.

Joe said Oh Hell No. Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and smelled like dead fish. She was always losing water. She had a big crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. The hole got bigger every time I used her ,she leaked like crazy and it hard to keep her up right .But what really finisher her off was these four tough guys who rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they all wanted to have a go with her anyhow. The damned fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. While they were trying to get into their various positions, she split right up the middle.

THE OLD WOMAN FAINTED

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